

Of course, it seems nothing goes without a hitch when there's a big event and multiple people involved. Beth's graduation was held outside in the stadium at OSU, and the heat and humidity were both high. Both of Beth's
Next we drove to a restaurant of Beth's choice, The Cheesecake Factory, but they didn't take reservations and there was a 2 1/2 hour wait. We hunted around for other restaurants in the area, but all had long waits so we headed back home. I had potato salad, a fruit and yogurt parfait, and graduation cap cookies on hand, but that hardly made a meal for eight. So we got carryout to go along with it.
My son, Josh, is an author and he broke out of his usual sci-fi writing mode to pen this "Ode to Beth's Graduation":
Ahem.
Rush so we will be on time.
Walk a mile and then we climb.
Hungry since we walked so far.
Left the food back in the car?
Seated up so very high.
Great view of that cloudy sky.
Now the band begins to play.
Half an hour til the parade.
8,600 tassels tall.
Did you have to name them all?
Graduates who have done your best!
Survive this day and pass the test!
Moving speeches, people sing.
Can anybody hear a thing?
Think it's time to go inside
Before this turns to suicide.
People get their PHD's.
Hangin' out with EMT's.
Additional speeches get carried away.
What? You mean we're just halfway?
More interesting show to watch:
Grandma versus the Red Cross!
Sunburn in the first degree.
People leaving. Wait for me!
Diploma time's a living hell.
Someone kill that funeral bell!
Over? Really? Now we're free!
To the Cheesecake Factory!
Two and a half hour's wait?
Fifty bucks for a piece of cake?
Everything else is crazy as well.
Ten miles around the Hilton Hotel.
Home at last. What a day.
Now we get to eat parfait.
All is over, and I'm glad.
...just what year is Beckie's grad?
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